I not only 'don't choose to run' but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't 'choose'. I will say 'won't run' no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time.

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.