Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

I not only 'don't choose to run' but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't 'choose'. I will say 'won't run' no matter how bad …

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows…

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.