When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence levels in both states.

The Democrats ran on 'Honesty' and I told 'em at the time they would never get anywhere. It was too radical for politics. The Republicans ran on 'Common Sense'…

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

A Democrat never adjourns--he is born, becomes of voting age and starts right in arguing over something, and his political adjournment is his date with the und…