Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence levels in both states.

The Democrats ran on 'Honesty' and I told 'em at the time they would never get anywhere. It was too radical for politics. The Republicans ran on 'Common Sense'…

A Democrat never adjourns--he is born, becomes of voting age and starts right in arguing over something, and his political adjournment is his date with the und…