I love Virginians because Virginians are all snobs and I like snobs. A snob has to spend so much time being a snob that he has little time left to meddle with you.

Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other.

Yes, he's a prick, but he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit!

Von Rundstedt was a francophile, 'extravagantly polite to women' and smoked too much. To those he disdained (and there were many) he was haughty, reserved and …

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me.