Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet. Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A witty retort highlights differing standards of etiquette and upbringing.
- In plain terms
- Different schools taught different manners.
- What can you take from it?
- Context shapes manners.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How does upbringing shape behavior?
- What counts as good manners?
Another view
It relies on class distinctions not universally shared.
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