6 Winston Churchill Quotes on Wit

Winston Churchill quotes on wit

111. This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.

127. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

129. He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath

207. Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

208. Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk. Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

210. Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds? Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds? Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?! Churchill: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.