More from Woody Allen

  1. I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hu…
  2. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts…
  3. I believe there is something out there watching over us - unfortunately it's the government.
  4. I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his…
  5. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
  6. I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
  7. I am at two with nature.
  8. I prefer masturbation. You meet a better class of people that way.

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