I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Dost thou think to live till his old doublet will make thee a new truss?

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.