Yogi Berra Quotes on Humor

14 quotes

  1. Don't get me right, I'm just asking!

  2. I'm as red as a sheet.

  3. I guess that's the earliest I've ever been late.

  4. I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

  5. I think they just got through marinating the greens.

  6. I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

  7. I want to thank you for making this day necessary.

  8. If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

  9. Surprise me!

  10. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

  11. You better make it four. I don't think I could eat eight.

  12. Yogi's teacher You don't know anything, do you Berra?

  13. The similarities between me and my father are completely different.

  14. I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

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