The similarities between me and my father are completely different.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

Yogi's teacher You don't know anything, do you Berra?

You know, when you have a father who's pretty well known but you don't see him, the last thing you want to do is start talking about him all the time to people.

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

There are some things a chappie's mind absolutely refuses to picture, and Aunt Julia singing 'Rumpty-tiddley-umpty-ay' is one of them.