'Macho doesn't prove mucho.'

'I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?'

'One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.'

'I know nothing about sex because I was always married.'

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

You will get pie in the sky when you die.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.