Murder? Don't talk to me about murder. I invented murder!

There are people. There are stories. The people think they shape the stories, but the reverse is often closer to the truth.

You can't kill a vegetable by shooting it in the head.

There is an inverse relationship between imagination and money.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta…

Peyton Fahrquhar was dead; his body, with a broken neck, swung gently from side to side beneath the timbers of the Owl Creek bridge.