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(quoting Cervantes) Hunger is the best sauce.
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(about salt) Don't worry about it burning. It's a rock!
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
I'm just not into vegetable bondage.
(on pearled barley) It looks like me: pasty...white...starchy.
Waffles may have actually originated in a penguin tank. (Nun grabs his hand and whacks it with a ruler) Ouch!
Stock is like a computer--crap in, crap out.
My, my, my! Would you just look at that meaty lava flow of love!
Whoa! It's like a Kiss concert!
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