(quoting Cervantes) Hunger is the best sauce.

(about salt) Don't worry about it burning. It's a rock!

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

I'm just not into vegetable bondage.

[to La Resistance]: 'I like French things.I like French fries, French toast, hell, I even like French's mustard'

And of course, chocolate. Dark. Creamy. Decadent. Oooh.. come to Papa.

The smell of the ripe fruit is certainly at first disagreeable, though less so when it has newly fallen from the tree; for the moment it is ripe it falls of it…