You make cupcakes, which are supposed to make people happy. And childlike. But instead, you and the foodie cognoscente have corrupted them into fussy, heavy, cloyingly clever, and sickeningly sweet cups of condescension! And I think I shall now wage war on you and your ilk!

I know they say that man can't live on bread alone.. but this is one man who's willing to try.

This is called a peel; I call mine Emma.

Then we have a tablespoon of fish sauce, an ingredient I keep around for making pad thai or, well, any dish where you want a little flavor of cat food and athl…

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complic…

Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry: we'll have tea and toast; Custards for supper, and an endless host Of syllabubs and jellies a…

'Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free, 'Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be, And when we find ourselves in the place just right, 'Twi…