Alton Brown Quotes on Simplicity

5 quotes

  1. Two smashed and chopped cloves of garlic. Why garlic? Hey, garlic don't need no reason.

  2. Squishable spreads go on squishable breads.

  3. You make cupcakes, which are supposed to make people happy. And childlike. But instead, you and the foodie cognoscente have corrupted them into fussy, heavy, cloyingly clever, and sickeningly sweet cups of condescension! And I think I shall now wage war on you and your ilk!

  4. Here's a little culinary confession: given all the wonderful 'gourmet' chocolates available in the world, my favorite chocolate confection remains a Hershey bar with almonds.. hands down.

  5. That truffle probably cost more than my first car. But let's not be wowed by flashy fish and expensive pounding fungi, this is about cooking and this is about egg!

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