Clarionet, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A clarionet is humorously defined as a torture device for those who cannot escape noisy sounds, implying multiple such instruments are worse.
- In plain terms
- Noise with ears is painful, and more noise is even worse.
- What can you take from it?
- Avoid situations where you cannot control loud, unpleasant sounds.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you cope with unavoidable noise?
- What sounds bother you most?
Another view
This is hyperbolic humor, not a serious definition.
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