Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.

The most important thing is that man should be the measure of all structures, including economic structures, and not that man be made to measure for those stru…

Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

He makes me laugh like crazy. We're still kids inside. We're mature and responsible when it comes to business, but we know how to have fun.