Andy Warhol Quotes on Humor
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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
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I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
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I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.
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No director in human history has ever made or will ever make worse movies. Warhol makes Ed Wood look like Ingmar Bergman.