More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
  2. You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
  3. In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
  4. Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
  5. The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
  6. Don't be afraid - I'm right behind you (using you as a shield).
  7. They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
  8. If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

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