It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

I lurch from chaos to chaos. I can't find my driving licence and my clothes are everywhere - cooking is the neatest thing I do.

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

The world used us as an excuse to go mad.