I've been known to run around naked when I'm trashed. So maybe indecent exposure. Actually, I'd probably be arrested for disturbing the peace. One time I was drinking whiskey, and I was so loud someone called the fire department.

I'm a shouter. If it's a guy making me mad, I'll scream in his face.

OK. This 3-year-old kid is home alone, and a salesman comes to the door. The kid answers, and he's got a porno in one hand, a cigar in one hand and a bottle of…

Yes I was alittle...drunk...when I wrote the chorus, but I really don't think you should steal somebody's boyfriend