Quote #35

OK. This 3-year-old kid is home alone, and a salesman comes to the door. The kid answers, and he's got a porno in one hand, a cigar in one hand and a bottle of J.D. The salesman goes, 'Hi, little boy, are your parents home?' The kid goes, 'What the fuck do you think?'

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