The real axis of evil is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smo…

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if ther…