They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

The real axis of evil is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.