Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smo…

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

The real axis of evil is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.