This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smo…