We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?