Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive

He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband

I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

Who the hell wants 14 pairs of shoes when you go on holiday? I haven't had 14 pairs in my life