I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive

He's got a son in law, and he's a german. And if you've ever been on holiday with them, as I'm certain we all have, they're murder you know, the germans. And i…

He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband