He's got a son in law, and he's a german. And if you've ever been on holiday with them, as I'm certain we all have, they're murder you know, the germans. And if.. if they got on top, can you imagine spending three weeks with them, in parma, if they win the world cup?! they're bad enough as it is!

I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive

He should guide Posh in the direction of a singing coach because she's nowhere near as good at her job as her husband