Quote #2

I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

More from Carrie Snow

  1. No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
  2. I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
  3. If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
  4. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

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