Quote #3

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.

More from Carrie Snow

  1. I'd like to get married, because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
  2. If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
  3. No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
  4. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

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