link to Mars quote

'If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.'

'I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.'

Quotes from MAD magazine with 'future quotes we can expect to hear'...[2]

Sitting in the carseat like a little miniature Winston Churchill is his little fat, bald kid - you might as well put a cigar in his puss - and he's in the carp…

...so unpopular, if he became a funeral director people would stop dying

'One cave she wolf go too farther, and I wolf leaf her' he said to his fave rave horse. Of course the horse didn't answer, because as you know they cannot spea…