Quote #108

'So sometimes, I'll make up shit thats not even slang just to see how they handle it and shit. It be the same call like, 'Alright we're gonna close the deal, is that fine with you Dave?' 'Yeah sounds good to me.' 'Great. You have a good weekend Dave.' 'Alright buddy. Zip it up, and zip it out!' They be like, 'Uh...uh alright. Zippiddy-do-dah, bye bye.' '

More from Dave Chappelle

  1. 'This is one thing that happens thats funny. You know sometimes I'll be on a business call with some body, like a lawyer. And you know, my …
  2. 'Terrorists don't take black hostages. Thats the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they …
  3. 'A lot of black people can relate to this. Have you ever had something happen that was so racist, you didn't even get mad? You were just li…
  4. 'White people do not like to talk about their policial affiliations. Its a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin for, like 'Hey Bob, w…
  5. 'Have you ever watched like a cartoon that you used to watch when you were little, as an adult? I was sittin there with my nephew. I turned…
  6. 'Like see I'd never vote for George Bush junior, but I don't know anything about his politics. All I know about that George Bush junior is …
  7. 'I be scared to call 911 for anything, even a fire. Cause they tape those phone calls and then play them on the news. Thats fucked up. a da…
  8. (Talking about the Clinton/ Lewinsky scandal)'Busy men fuck who's close to them. Its like Clinton just stuck his head out the door, 'You! Y…

All Dave Chappelle quotes