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  1. (Talking about magazines like Cosmo)'Chivalry died when women started readin the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about…
  2. 'All I gotta say about Ellion is thank god he's Cuban. Cause if he had been Hatian, you'd have never heard about his ass. If Ellion Gonzale…
  3. 'I could be the first black president. I mean I don't think anyone would hurt me; some people might want to hurt me, but I don't think they…
  4. 'I know every girl in here got a dick they regret. And I bet you it wasn't a President's dick. I bet he worked at Kenny's Shoes or Safeway …
  5. 'And then Ed Bradly looked right at the camera and said 'Don't bust that nut yet, we'll be right back.'
  6. (Talking about the Clinton/ Lewinsky scandal)'Busy men fuck who's close to them. Its like Clinton just stuck his head out the door, 'You! Y…
  7. 'Like see I'd never vote for George Bush junior, but I don't know anything about his politics. All I know about that George Bush junior is …
  8. 'White people do not like to talk about their policial affiliations. Its a secret. You ask a white guy who's he votin for, like 'Hey Bob, w…

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