More from Dave Chappelle

  1. Dave Chappelle: 'Hey you, what's all this chocolate on your face, motherfucker?'
  2. [while stomping dirty shoes on a suede couch] Fuck yo couch nigga'! Buy another one you rich muthafucka! Fuck yo' couch nigga! Fuck yo' cou…
  3. Mmmm Mmmm...You know Joe Rogan, this isn't the first time I've tasted penis, I've had several. In my line of work, you taste penises all th…
  4. What did the five fingers say to the face?... SLAP!!! [as he slaps Charlie Murphy across the face] Cold blooded... BANG BANG! I'm Rick Jame…
  5. I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know...I smoke rocks!
  6. I'm Rick James, bitch! Enjoy yourself.
  7. Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!
  8. I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfuckers you ever seen. Hold my …

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