And then I went over to the concession stand to get some tea and I ran into Fiona Apple, and I was like, 'Who do you think you are, Fiona Snapple?'

Well, you ain't Fiona Apple. And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass.

This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they become an…

I certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes, And I certainly haven't been spreading myself around I still only travel by foot, and by foot it's a slow …

Lolita is famous, not I. I am an obscure, doubly obscure, novelist with an unpronounceable name.

On being told by a fan 'meeting you is like a dream', Peel replied 'You ought to get some bigger dreams, son.'

The other night I was in New York and I made a diner reservation in my name. I showed up with my girlfriend and they asked who I was, so I said, 'Dave Grohl.' …