On being told by a fan 'meeting you is like a dream', Peel replied 'You ought to get some bigger dreams, son.'

I have an outstanding wife.

I wish I was covered in fur... or feathers... or something more interesting than just fat.

On my recent course of antibiotics, every record sounded like that. (After playing an excerpt from 'Hairway to Steven' by Butthole Surfers)

They look quite promising in the shop, and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. But then, when I put them on they tend to deteriora…

I was thinking in the cab on the way here that when I did press for the original production it felt like this was what I've always dreamt of - to be talking ab…

My dad was undeniably famous when I was a kid - he was on Wogan and Clive James and the radio every week, but as far as I was concerned he wasn't famous enough…