You see Al Jourgensen of MINISTRY going around saying 'Fuck Bush.' And I've always liked MINISTRY but I know that guy has a legendary drug problem so you can't really take what he is saying seriously. The United States is the strongest country in the world for a reason. Now I'm gonna vote for Bush. I voted for Clinton, but I don't give a fuck because I vote for the lesser of two evils. Kerry is a mistake. He will ruin our country. But the fact that people would vote based on who a celebrity endorses is just stupid. Don't vote for Bush because I'm voting for him. Don't vote for Kerry because you hate me.'

'This next song is about a video game where you get to slice people in half with chainsaws and shot them in the face'- before playing Gears of War

'I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and Dick Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to …

'Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense' -from the song Hangar 18

A lot of people were very upset, especially people in Palm Beach County, who were saying that they had accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan, which was clearly a…

The caucus is a sort of representative meeting which sits voting and voting till they have cut out all the known men against whom much is to be said, and agree…

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.