7 Dave Mustaine Quotes on Humor

Dave Mustaine quotes on humor

11. 'If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.'

13. 'If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.'

21. 'I was sitting in my hotel room, with a copy of your rock magazine (Kerrang!) and I didn't know whether to read it...or wipe my ass with it!'

23. 'I think that guitarist from Queensryche looks a hell of a lot like Jamie Lee Curtis.'

24. 'I knew that if it ever came down to one of us running for president, we'd get a hell of a lot of votes.'

44. 'I met Lars through an ad in Recycler, a local classified ads newspaper, the ad read 'Looking for a guitar player influenced by Motorhead and Iron Maiden'. I called the ad and told him some of the bands I liked, and I mentioned Budgie, and Lars said, 'Fuck man, you like Budgie!' (mimicking Lars' Danish accent). So I went to his house and sat in his bedroom and we smoked a little pot next to a huge stack of Danish pornography and licorice, and I thought 'This is interesting for a teenager to have this much Danish porno', but I didn't ask any questions. And then I remembered Lars introducing James to me as their singer, and I looked at James and thought 'Aren't frontmen supposed to be sexy?'' -on joining Metallica

45. 'Lars himself has baited me by saying he wishes I would be more experimental. Now, does he mean experimental as in kissing and frenching my lead guitar player or my drummer? Is he talking about painting my nails, wearing makeup and cutting off all my hair? I don't know...'