'I was sitting in my hotel room, with a copy of your rock magazine (Kerrang!) and I didn't know whether to read it...or wipe my ass with it!'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker is frustrated, unsure whether to read a rock magazine or use it for a trivial purpose.
- In plain terms
- He can't decide if the magazine is worth reading or just junk.
- What can you take from it?
- Don't waste time on things you don't value.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a reading material worthwhile?
- How do you decide when to discard something?
Another view
The sarcasm may obscure any genuine critique of the magazine.
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