If everyone could back up... please back up. We've got some crushed ribs and some fragile people up here... you alright?

Random: Davey, you look sexy. Davey: Davey always looks sexy. [cocky smile]

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

'If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.'

Nardwar The Human Serviette: 'Jade, is there any way to protect Danny's balls - oh I'm sorry, Davey's balls - when he jumps into the audience?'

Hello everybody! Hey hey hey! Okay! You know it's not very often we do shows in the daytime and I fucking wish we'd done before, I can see you all now. And we'…