Random: Davey, you look sexy. Davey: Davey always looks sexy. [cocky smile]

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

If everyone could back up... please back up. We've got some crushed ribs and some fragile people up here... you alright?

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surr…

Little and hairy. But if [The New York Post] want to go with smart and stylish then hey, more power to them. Good luck.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

'Chicks dig me. It's a cross I bear.'