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In My Pants!

— David Letterman

More from David Letterman

  1. What is this, Vassar?!
  2. I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
  3. Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
  4. On National Security Agency's eavesdropping program: Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number.
  5. Are you cooking beans? What time is it? Is Zorro on?
  6. CBS, we're not even trying.
  7. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
  8. Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

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