'So Davey won World's Sexiest Vegetarian again. Whatever. I won World's Buffest Kickboxer, AGAIN. Jeez, that's gotta be like 10 times in a row now I've won that?'

'But yeah! It's exciting to finally have something out even if it's one song. I know most of you probably already have rips of Stiff Kittens but dig up some ch…

'Will you stop talking about Davey please? I'm jealous. I thought you liked me more than him.'

'Actually, we promised you dirt and hippy leaf cakes...'

Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself.

If you make sweet love with a school teacher / You'll have an amazing night / She'll do it and do it and do it again / Until you get it right.