More from David Letterman

  1. We're the only thing on CBS right now.
  2. (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.
  3. We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is, Iraq is ours, and the bad news is, Iraq is ours.
  4. Will you be there when the big door swings open?
  5. Wash it. Gas it. Give me the keys.
  6. Would you like a slurpee?
  7. US forces think they know the location of Saddam Hussein's sons...Uday, Qusay and Gary.
  8. Wouldn't it be nice if you download what your car alarm sounds, like a ring-tone?

All David Letterman quotes