More from David Letterman

  1. We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is, Iraq is ours, and the bad news is, Iraq is ours.
  2. Where the hell are the singin' Cats?
  3. Wash it. Gas it. Give me the keys.
  4. (Before Green Day was about to play) Their drummer is a very troubled young man, watch him.
  5. US forces think they know the location of Saddam Hussein's sons...Uday, Qusay and Gary.
  6. Will you be there when the big door swings open?
  7. Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
  8. Would you like a slurpee?

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