5 David Letterman Quotes on Television

David Letterman quotes on television

10. Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

35. We're the only thing on CBS right now.

47. Letterman: 'I want to thank you folks for coming out for this run-through show. Thank you very much. This, of course, will never see the light of day. You won't miss a thing tonight.'

56. That's the sound of commercials hitting the floor.

59. Kalter: Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry.