David Letterman Quotes on Television
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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We're the only thing on CBS right now.
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Letterman: 'I want to thank you folks for coming out for this run-through show. Thank you very much. This, of course, will never see the light of day. You won't miss a thing tonight.'
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That's the sound of commercials hitting the floor.
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Kalter: Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry.