David Letterman Quotes on Irony
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is, Iraq is ours, and the bad news is, Iraq is ours.
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Madonna: 'Listen, all you do is talk about my sex life on your show, so now you don't want to talk about my sex life when I'm on your show?!'